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Utah's Senators: A weakling at a mirror and a pig at the trough.
Taking a Gander
Welcome to the Beehive State, a place where the fry sauce is thick, I-15 speed limits are mere suggestions, and our U.S. senators are competing for the title: "Who Can Disappoint You Most Creatively?" Our senators are very different but frighteningly similar; one’s a sugar-free, lukewarm, caffeine-free soda and the other’s a zesty herb tea with zero nutrients.
Sen. John Curtis is a man who has mastered the art of the "Moral Flex." He steps into the political gym, ignores the heavy weights of actual legislative reform and heads straight for the mirrors to admire his 87-pound moral muscles.
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