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Pam and Kristi's Spring Break Barf-Fest

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PAM AND KRISTI'S SPRING BREAK BARF-FEST Well Wilson, Pam Blondie and ICE Barbie, a.k.a. former Attorney General Pam Bondi and former Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem have been “Kicked to the Curb,” according to The New York Times headline above Maureen Dowd's April 4th column, in which she recounts a friend's idea for a new reality show: “ With no figs left to give, fed up with everything, especially the mean boss who canned them, the girls head to Cancún.

They hold each other’s hair back as they upchuck. And they sweetly keep up each other’s spirits.

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