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Maduro’s kidnapping is a business model for all great nations to follow.
Taking a Gander
It is time to offer our heartiest congratulations to the Trumpublicans and their Criminal in Chief. By successfully "liberating" Nicolás Maduro from his own palace and dragging him to a Brooklyn holding cell—much like a late-model sedan being repossessed for missed payments—we have finally upgraded and clarified the notion of “international law.”
We have moved past the boring, outdated era of "treaties" and "sovereignty" and entered into an exhilarating new age of high-stakes business acumen and a revolutionary new commodity. Let’s face it, America has been far too humble.
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