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Thanksgiving in memorium—grieving the dead animals and vegetables.
Taking a Gander
Well, folks, Thanksgiving is now over and we’re all dealing with the aftermath. Reginald, our long-time handyman, left only a few minutes ago; he did some cutting and added an additional six-inches to each of our interior doorways—enlarging them just enough for us to slip through.
It’s kind of weird how our doors seem to shrink on the very same day, every year. We’ve also rediscovered that the adage, “whatever goes in, must come out,” is the gospel truth. Explosions that we hastily attribute to blasting at the Kennecott Copper Mine are actually normal workings of the human body.
We’ve also had…
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