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The idiot's guide to bliss in the Donald Trump years.
1. Turn off your morning alarm clock and take afternoon siestas in a Mayan hammock. 2. Drink any and all liquids you can get your hands on. 3. Absolutely never watch the news on TV, it harms the cerebral cortex.
1. Turn off your morning alarm clock and take afternoon siestas in a Mayan hammock. 2. Drink any and all liquids you can get your hands on. 3. Absolutely never watch the news on TV, it harms the cerebral cortex. 4. Don't put white substances up your nose, especially when watching news on TV.
5. Listen to a lot of Reggae music. Ganja and tie-dye T-shirts are optional. 6. Take up western swing dancing. It gets easier after a couple of pitchers of beer. 7. Go barefoot outdoors when possible. (Never, ever wear 100% cotton socks.) 8. Do not argue with your spouse—about anything.
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