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POS—A new acronym for Donald Trump that finally makes sense.

When I'd finished my morning toilet duties, I surveyed the contents of the bowl. It was no surprise—nothing so really different than every other time, though I did notice that the color was off a bit. As I pressed the flush button, I heard a desperate call. “Help!” pleaded the voice, “It's me, Donald, your president.”

When I'd finished my morning toilet duties, I surveyed the contents of the bowl. It was no surprise—nothing so really different than every other time, though I did notice that the color was off a bit. As I pressed the flush button, I heard a desperate call. “Help!”

pleaded the voice, “It's me, Donald, your president.” The remarkable scene could not have brought the message home any clearer. POTUS is what the decent people of our world refer to as “a piece of shit.” Any other descriptor would fall woefully short for the man who is the superlative for just about everything wrong, nasty, depraved…

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