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Pentagon pizza index? Something's up!
Hey Wilson, get this: At about 7 p.m. on Thursday, June 12, @PentagonPizzaReport on X (formerly Twitter) noted that most pizzerias in Arlington, Va. within a mile of the Pentagon were “busier than usual” on Google Maps. One hour later, bombs were raining down on Iran. Coincidence? Not exactly.
Hey Wilson, get this: At about 7 p.m. on Thursday, June 12, @PentagonPizzaReport on X (formerly Twitter) noted that most pizzerias in Arlington, Va. within a mile of the Pentagon were “busier than usual” on Google Maps. One hour later, bombs were raining down on Iran.
Coincidence? Not exactly. Here at Smart Bomb, our crack staff is just finding out about this—but Soviet agents have been counting pizza deliveries to the Pentagon since 1990, when Iraq invaded Kuwait. Asked about the Pentagon Pizza Report, the Department of Defense had no comment.
But Secretary of State Marco Rubio said the U.S.
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