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America's wedding ceremony with Trump is over, but the honeymoon was completely skipped.
The lovely bride—let's just call her Donetta T. Rump—had been so convincing before the wedding. You understood that this was going to be the start of a new life and that the entire world would be your oyster. This was the woman you had dreamed of; she was the completion of everything you wanted and everything you hoped to become.
The lovely bride—let's just call her Donetta T. Rump—had been so convincing before the wedding. You understood that this was going to be the start of a new life and that the entire world would be your oyster. This was the woman you had dreamed of; she was the completion of everything you wanted and everything you hoped to become.
From now on, it would be those warm, passionate nights of gazing up at the stars; the magic of looking into each other's eyes as you tripped the light fantastic and dined on escargot and caviar; the rushing warmth of having her swooning in your arms; and, we can't…
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