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America's dining experience—a choice of two unpalatable menus.
It doesn't matter how good the chef's offering was. If it leaves you choking, vomiting and fighting for your life, it's safe to say that was a restaurant to which you should never return. Douse yourself in Pepto Bismol, and head for the sack. In the morning, you can write your quick, searing review on Yelp or Google and cross that place off your list of happy dining experiences.
It doesn't matter how good the chef's offering was. If it leaves you choking, vomiting and fighting for your life, it's safe to say that was a restaurant to which you should never return. Douse yourself in Pepto Bismol, and head for the sack. In the morning, you can write your quick, searing review on Yelp or Google and cross that place off your list of happy dining experiences.
Another week has passed; it's been a stressful one, and Friday night is back. You're not going to pass-up your regular standing date with your sweetheart, so you merely avoid last weekend's horrific experience and try…
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